DEBT FOR SALE!.GET IT BEFORE OBAMA wipes it away!! Start Price USD 14,689.17 Current Price USD 14,689.17 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Sunday, November 16, 2008 End Time Sunday, November 23, 2008 Location Orlando, Florida See more about 'DEBT FOR SALE!.GET IT BEFORE OBAMA wipes it away!!' Description plgifts Store OBAMA WINS!!With a bright & prosperous future..& the superhuman expectations from Obama ,why not expect ALL debt to be gone..This is your chance to own a part of history..a rare item before it all disappears..Are you fabulously wealthy but don't get the respect you (think) you deserve?ARE YOU ELDERLY & INSANELY LOADED(excuse me for shouting)but your kids are only waiting for you to croak to get your cash?Want to really piss off those hooligans...THEN THIS IS THE PERFECT AUCTION FOR YOU!!Interested in obtaining an 'heirloom' that has gradually and continually increased in value for the last 40 years that it has been in my family but may all but disappear under the Obama term(as expected by most of population)..up for sale..wait for it..MY FAMILY DEBT!!Incredible offer..this has been in my family for 40yrs and I have watched in amazement as it has skyrocketed in value from a modest start years ago.Yes ,this is been offered with a sense of melancholy as this has been past down from my father who on his death bed(fighting back tears) left me with this great honor.This was 8yrs ago..since then this debt (or as we like to call it 'Uncle Bill') has taken on a mind of it's own and has been a major contributor to my overall decline in health.WHAT GREAT SELLING POINTS!!But don't take my word for it.Act now!!and you can experience first hand the 'joys' of high stress,constant anger,nervousness and fear of answering the phone..with the knowledge that this debt has been causing this reaction for  40yrs.Tired of hearing about lost money in Enron?Lehman Bros woes..AIG stock in the tank..these are all over the place,no sense of history.This is an opportunity to own a debt that has lasted decades and came out stronger than before.With this purchase your neighbors and friends will think you are ECCENTRIC!!(poor people sorry you are just crazy)but not you..you my dear sir/ma'am are RICH!!So nothing gains respect like illogical purchases & this is by far..BY FAR the most irrational EVER..CANNOT be topped especially by your snotty,obnoxious neighbors..Neighbor:We just bought a rare Picasso..YOU:(yawn)Really I just bought a 40yr debt..Neighbor:..but that makes no sense,so irrational..(now in awe)you must be eccentricYOU:I'm thinking of buying some air next weekSTATUS WAY UP!!Only the super confident & insanely wealthy would or could do something like this(you other poor smucks..keep moving nothing to see here)..This I am willing to do for you stranger over the internet because I feel connected(excuse the pun)..You're welcome.This purchase includes copies of bills,a list of phone numbers never to answer and a blood pressure tester so you can excitedly see the changes in pressure and stress..What pleasure..ACT NOW!!It may not last all week..Ebay may intervene..clearly they are out of touch with the needs of the fabulously wealthy.. Place a Bid!

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